mmmhm.
One of these days I’ll get an iPhone.
With Siri.
And Instagram.
And Siri.
Then I’ll be one of the cool kids.
Always had an idea I thought was pretty funny.
For a game to have a joke difficulty setting called “Impossible Mode”.
What happens is, when you start the game, you start with like, one tiny iota of health, and the very instant that gameplay starts, you’re surrounded by enemies who all shoot you at the same time and you instantly die.
And no matter how many times you try it, there’s no escaping the enemies fire, because you’re completely surrounded by it.
I always thought someone should put that in a game.




